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That's right folks, I seem to have been too kind in my judgment of the human race. I had assumed the group known as female nerds was compiled of intelligent, quiet and very un-whorish females. I was wrong! I know, I can't even believe it myself, but it's true, I made a mistake.

Perhaps the problem isn't them, it's their male counterparts, the ones who ignored them for years. While the guy nerds were off playing video games and cybering with old men, the female nerds were getting chatted up by those bastard preppy punks. Those bastard preppy punks have so thoroughly jaded the lady nerds, I can safely say 95% of the female population of earth is corrupt!

Just when you thought it was safe to ask out that girl in front of you in math class... she gets a boyfriend. Not one of your fellow nerds as you would hope, but a 6 foot guy with an alcohol problem.

now you may read my old opinion on the dating strategy:

A Real Strategy

So here it is, the one strategy I still have faith in. If only because it hasn't failed horribly for me *yet*.

You know that girl in front of you in math class? The really cute, quiet one. The one who wears the thick plastic glasses frames, a style you've always had a thing for. The one you've always looked out at with the corner of your eye. The one you knew you'd end up with after your obsession with the whore and the weird thing for the Asian girl wore off. That's it, that's her. If you can't go out with her, then that's it. Drop out of the game and become a monk/game developer.

Now I know what you're asking "but great God Newbius, how do I approach such a being?" It's really quite simple, you see, this whole time they've been looking out the corner of their eye at you and so would love to talk to a gentleman such as yourself. It's not hard to start a conversation with one of them, just bash in the skull of the "playah" sitting in front of them and say "hey, how're you?" That my friends is all there is to it. After that, all that is required is a few casual conversations. As long as you play your cards right, that R rated movie won't be playing in your head anymore.