Once upon a time the lads and I went out with a camera and took some "photographs" in an attempt to capture the spirit of being psychotic nerds.
First, lets meet the "players" in this epic adventure
Here is a sexy lad, world famous, known only as Newbius Maximus who may or may not run this site:
Next we have a mysterious character they call Ryan seen here with his drug runner:
After him is the infamous Mr. Bob, or "Curtis," who did the IB comic:
Lastly we have Trevor, a.k.a. "DMUSER" who wrote the tang article as well as the wretched DDR review, among others:
In Ryan's lair:
Before exiting Mr. Ryan's "home base" we had an unfortunate run-in with a tube of some unidentifiable cream:
Our first stop was a McDonalds family eatery
Upon entering I immediately began lusting after Ronald McDonald:
Later, we all got together with everybody’s favorite clown for an orgy:
Time for The Love Boutique
Fair maiden Ryan holds up a pump of sorts:
McCurtis tries out a blow up doll:
The Shopping mall
Curtis abuses a young girl:
During our trip we discovered a pair of luscious ladies. We told them we were tourists from Ontario and Curtis asked if he could get his picture taken with some native Albertans:
The lads on top of Rob's car alongside his lady of the night:
Ryan dazzles the crowd:
Ryan dies:
Queer Lodgings (also called Wal Mart)
The guy who seems to be in every picture, Curtis, cooks us some good ol' fashioned propane:
In the Car of Destiny
Yet again, Curtis doing something:
For some reason this picture was taken:
That's everybody's favorite Andrea in the middle, with me clinging on to her for dear life:
As you can see, this is the end. Good day!
