There comes a time in every nerds life when he must gather his "boys," go out into the world, act like a pervert and a moron, and attract the attentions of the feminine gender.
Becoming The Band
It was decided that to gain the affections of women folk, we should form a band and get some groupies
Before heading out into that mad mad mad mad world of ours, we practiced a little for the sub-humans in McDonald's.
Right after our practice session, we knocked on the door of some completely random girls house. They instantly fell in love with our boyish charm and stunning musical abilities.
Groupies are Good
We entered the ladies lair and proceeded to have some "innocent" fun.
Awwww yaaah.
The Wendy's Part O' Town
After our intimate session of intimacies, we head out to Wendy's. We traveled single file to hide our numbers.
We soon realized that Wendy's wraps their hamburgers instead of putting them in boxes like McDonald's, which means they don't get all messed up, proving Wendy's superiority.
There was only one thing left to do.
Hey, if my friends are into this "homoerotecism," that's fine with me.
Final Battle
Myself, Ryan and our female accomplice, who's name is unknown, headed back to Ryan's for some more alone time. It was here I showed the lady my overwhelming strength.
She was quite impressed.
Suddenly, Ryan became jealous of the ladies love for the Newbs and powered up using his make-up powers.
Newbs immediately leapt into action.
"The lady will be yours over my dead body!"
Newbs applied his own power giving make-up.
"Now you die!"
"Take this!"
"What the fuck is on my face?"
"THE BURNING! ARGHRHGUUGHUHUIEEEEE..."
Newbs won the day as well as the fair maiden who's name he has yet to gain knowledge of.
Expect even more completely true adventures of fun and excitement in the not too distant future!
