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How to Make People Hate You
Part II: Females
Well here it is, after exhaustive research of the female mind, I can finally tell all of you just how to make a young lady not just dislike you, but actually hate you. Every time you say "hi" to her, she'll respond with a "hello creepy" at best.. err.. worst, you know what I mean. I think it's supposed to be in three parts. I'm not sure why this article even goes in this section.
If there's anything a girl can't stand it's when guys are polite to her.
Step 1: It makes no difference
Since the population of earth is over 50% male, the ladies don't actually have to be kind to you, treat you with respect or pay any attention to you whatsoever. It really doesn't matter if you actually are polite to the girl, if she considers you a sexy lad, you can be as rude as you like. If you try to be nice to a girl or even try to be her friend, she'll find you creepy and very unattractive. If a young lady decides you are a sexy lad she will think it cute and attractive if you are outgoing enough to say contact her on ICQ, for example. However, if she does not recognize you as a sexy lad it would be extremely creepy and stalker-like to contact her on ICQ.
Step 2: I don't know
Females consider it exceptionally evil to meet new people for no reason. If, by some luck, you have the same watch as a young lady you can use it as an excuse to talk to her for up to an entire class period. Unfortunately, after that point you are never aloud to talk to her again. If you attempt to talk to her again the conversation will be slow and awkward which can only be caused by you since you are solely responsible for all human interaction, or lack there of.
Step 3: They don't know
Now that I've pointed out everything that doesn't belong in this article, I will now provide you with just a few relevant points.
Females don't like it when you don't help them with homework, help them with homework, can draw, can't draw, play a musical instrument, can't play a musical instrument, can't ride a bike, can't skate, or can't swim. They also can't stand it when you are shy, outgoing, depressed, excited, attractive, unattractive, arrogant, lazy, hard working, studious, stupid, know nothing about computers, or know too much about computers.
Due to the restrictive guidelines young women set for male counterparts these days it is actually impossible for a girl not to dislike you. If by some chance a girl becomes "friends" with you she will quickly turn on you. As soon as you mention finding a girlfriend or how lonely you are, or how the only thing in the world you really want is a light, closed mouth kiss, your first, and likely your last she will run. Run and will never be seen again. *begins gentle sobbing*
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