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What's with the Hentai?
Come on. We've all seen it. Japanese cartoon porn. I'm sure that every geek, nerd, and mad supervillian has a collection of it on their computer. Why do they find it attractive? The answer is this: they can't get the real thing, and the live-action pictures are too 'hardcore' for them.
And yes. I've looked at some hentai in my random internet-browsing. It's pathetic. You can get 10x better at any cheap-o Joe porn site; and yet there are people shelling out $30 a month US to look at some perverted old mans drawings of what he finds to be a turn-on.
And from the relatively mundane hentai we move to the tentacle-death-rape hentai. Come on!! It's bad enough that you look at cartoon porn! But looking at cartoon alien porn! Geez...I've seen some bad porn...and trust me...I've seen *BAD* porn...but this takes the hard-on. I find little more repulsive than looking at pictures of chicks getting screwed by a multi-tentacled creature that looks like its out of a bad D-movie from the 60's with a title of something to the effect of "Creature from the Alien Sex Pits".
Who looks at this porn you ask?
That's an easy one. Young guys with no taste, chicks with no guys and no stamina, and old guys with no chicks. From some of the forums on the topic that I browsed in my quest for knowledge I saw that most of the guys there were 14 and under, the chicks there liked it because it wasn't very 'hardcore' and it turned them on. That's ok in my books because a hot chick is a happy chick. There were also a lot of old dirty men...most of which probably *draw* the stuff in between the Ripping Friends and the newest generation of Power Rangers, on Saturday mornings.
Now the things that I *really* want to know is this. Who draws all of it? I mean really...there aren't that many old men in the world...and there aren't *that* many artists in Japan. But you check the internet search engines and there are literally hundreds of liseted Hentai sites...not to mention that according to some of my Japanese contacts there are running *SERIES* of shows that run after 10 in the evening...a 12 year-olds wet dream.
And with that I leave you until I think up something else to write about. If you have any suggestions write me at DMUSER_ca@yahoo.com so I can disregard them completely.
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