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How to make people hate you.
Have you ever wanted someone who liked you to dislike you? Ever have a problem with a "young lady" who wanted you but you didn't like? Ever been forced to hang out with a guy you couldn't stand? Well most people have so I'm going to give you three easy steps to escape the clutches of being liked and being popular. This article is made up of two parts. Part one is about how to make a male dislike you and the second part is how to make a female dislike you.
part I: Gentlemen
There's nothing like narrowly avoiding fighting someone twice your size.
Step 1: get allies
Talk to all of your friends, and your enemies friends, find out who does/doesn't like him. Only continue with the plan if the majority don't like him. The problem with this is some could "just be saying that" or even "change their minds" so be sure to carry a large weapon with you at all times.
Step 2: flirt with his girlfriend
There's nothing like flirting, especially when it's with your friends girlfriend. Although I have never had the chance to experience the hate myself, as I understand it, guys take offense to having their girlfriends flirted with. Any guy with a ladyfriend obviously doesn't understand jokes or humor, to them kidding around=they are after my property! When doing the flirting, use many sexual innuendoes. A good way to lead up to flirting is to start a "play fight" play fights always end in kinky sex and threesomes.
Step 3: insult his loved ones
Up until this point, all you've done is annoy and anger your male enemy, it's time to make the final blow. Have an all out insult fest where in the span of a few hours you make fun of his family, his girlfriend and be sure to tell him why you don't like him.
Insulting someone’s family is easy. All you have to do is comment on the state of your opponents living quarters or remind them how slow their computer is (even if yours is slower)
Insulting your enemies dominatrix is fun! It doesn't matter how much you like her or enjoy her company all you need to do is call her a "whore" for some odd reason, it works every time. Just that one word.
Through it all you have to remember you are doing all this for a justified reason. The only reason to never want to talk to a guy again is because of his personality. Tell him absolutely everything that bothers you about him, including habits, behavior and overall personality. Use great one line insult-combos like "you're an arrogant prick" or ask him "do I detect a hint of homosexuality in your lifestyle?"
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