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ICQ whore, continued

notice: the following content may offend some readers. Don't blame me if you don't like what you read.

Well, I didn't get any pics, she now says she would never do that sort of thing. I am begining to get very suspicious of this person. Now, before I continue, I would like to say that everything I say in these conversations is meant to expose her true slutty nature and not because I am a prevert desperate for sex talk.

here's some more of our conversations:

JyNxAH-BaBy: once this one guy told me his gf couldnt get it off so i tried and he blew his load in like 5 secs

Well, that's a good reason to have sex with someone.

JyNxAH-BaBy: i need some play
Newbius: that is what I need. why don't you wake up the guy who's sleeping over?
JyNxAH-BaBy: one of the guys awake.... im gonna in like half hour

next day
Newbius: so how was last night?
JyNxAH-BaBy: gggreat i slepped w/ the guy that was awake last night
Newbius: it's no fair. why don't girls do that with me!?
JyNxAH-BaBy: mabye u just havnt found any slutty one
Newbius: yeah, it's too bad I don't know you. next time I visit Calgary, I'm hooking up with you
JyNxAH-BaBy: fine w/ me as long as we getta fuck ;)

Well, judging by what she says in the next convo, I won't be doing this. Just read on...

Newbius: so how many guys do you think you've fucked?
JyNxAH-BaBy: hmmm 25 mabye 30
Newbius: so you must have like aids, hep a/b/c, crabs, and about a million other ones
JyNxAH-BaBy: no...
Newbius: you're a lucky whore then.
JyNxAH-BaBy: iv had an abortion

It must be a swiming pool down there! Now you know why I won't be "hooking up" with her.

I no longer chat with JyNxAH-BaBy. We ran out of stuff to talk about pretty fast. Sure sex is fun to talk about but obviously, our conversations are pretty one sided.

In the future I hope to do more ICQ whore updates. However, since I no longer chat with this one, I'll be digging deep into the archives to find more pointless sex talk.

Remember, there is an almost infinite number of whores on ICQ dieing to tell you about there sex lives. Now go forth and find your very own ICQ whore.

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