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I Miss the Old Whore
Well it seems my talking to members of the opposite gender has landed me in trouble yet again. Watch now as I attack someone I've never met from the safety of my ultra high tech secret website!
| 140214064: Weiner... Whats your website?
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This initial comment got me very excited. After all, it's not everyday a random person contacts me and asks me for the url of my personal porn site.
| Newbius: |
who are you?
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| 140214064: |
I dunno, I should ask you the same thing...
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| Newbius: |
well, I actually have *some* user information, whereas you have none.
uhm asl?
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| 140214064: |
I choose ot have none.
I don't want to answer that...
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| 140214064: |
And thats the whole issue, you have quite a bit of information on there... Why? Is that phone number real?
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I feel sorry for this poor bastard, if he thinks he can bully every person on ICQ with "too much" information to try to give out less, I give him great credit for trying. In fact, I'm going to make a pledge, every time I come across a person with their phone number filled out, I'll be glad to act really mysterious and force them to change it. I'm sure the means will always justify the ends.
| Newbius: |
I'm hoping I'll get random poeple stalking me if I give them enough info
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| 140214064: |
Oh, I see... that pathetic that you desire stalkers? Could oyu be stalking others?
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| Newbius: |
yes I really am that pathetic and just maybe.
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| 140214064: |
stalking anyone local to you?
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What business is it of his? I'll stalk, maim, murder, torture or assault anyone I bloody well choose.
| Newbius: |
not seriously. I just like making a lot of jokes about it.
so do you happen to have a website?
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| 140214064: |
No, I do not. why would I... are you stalking anyone right now, as we speak, or at least harassing them?
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| Newbius: |
no...
why do you think I would be?
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| 140214064: |
word of mouth.
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| Newbius: |
alright, so I know you?
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| 140214064: |
no.
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| Newbius: |
so somebody I know told you I stalk people and now you're trying to fix me?
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| 140214064: |
If I were gonna fix you I'd beat you.
I really don't care... I don't consider it stalking really, just bothering.
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| Newbius: |
I quit "bothering" people a long time ago.
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That's correct, it is now impossible for me to annoy anyone, ever. If at some point you feel "annoyed" by me, it's your mind playing tricks on you. In actuality, I am the collective of all human intelligence, therefore I automatically know more than you. If at any point we disagree you are insane, in the near future you will be locked away. I don't feel it's at all unfortunate that no one will miss you, how could they? You'll have never existed.
| 140214064: |
Yeah? Why?
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| Newbius: |
I only started doing it because I didn't know how to talk to people at all. I've learned quite a bit.
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| 140214064: |
Yeah?
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| Newbius: |
why the fuck do you care?
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| 140214064: |
I don't really.
Which is why I'm saying good-bye... I think I'll only see you again if you continue bothering a specific person.
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| Newbius: |
hmm, you seem to be entirely insane since I quit bothering people.
and goodbye?
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It must be quite reassuring to know that anyone who talks to me on icq that they could be subject of insult from my private sanctuary. As for Mr. 140214064, I only wish him the best of luck. Some advice for him though, if he wants to get anywhere in this world he should shorten his name.
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