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Tiffany
Continuing my quest to interview all of the greatest people the internet has to
offer, I have come to Tiffany. A girl who’s eBay auction for a date was
recently revealed to me.
Greetings Tiffany! Let’s get right into this. What do you think of top hats
and the men who wear them? Would it help if the guy who wins this auction wore
a top hat to the date?
Um I think top hats are ugly & guys who wear them are way to retro for me. I that guy that one this auction wore a top hat, i'd be like what the hell are you wearing & laugh unless he was serious
What made you think of auctioning off a date with yourself as a way to raise
much needed funds?
well my friend orignally put it on as a joke but I was liek whatever it'll be an adventure, something to tell my kids when i get old & ugly
You’ve said that this date is not for sexual purposes. Now let’s say a dashing
young man wins this little bid war and it all goes swimmingly well. Is it
conceivable that things could turn sexual?
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hmmm maybe, i would just go fuck anyone, i'b have to like this person alot for anything to happen
I just got back from seeing Return of the King yet again and it gets better
every time! What do you think of Lord of the Rings?
I love lord of the rings I've seent he first 2 & i still have to go see the 3rd one. I love the fantasy adventure movies
Would you ever be interested in making a movie yourself?
hahah who says i haven't
I think it’s kind of racist to call your home town Red Deer. I feel for all
the deer of other colours. Your comments on this important issue?
Don't be dumb its a name & names are meaningless
How do you expect your upcoming eBay purchased date will go?
I'm hoping it will go well but knowing my luck it'll probably suck ass
Plan on pulling any surprises during the event?
hahah maybe
I most graciously thank you for your time Ms. Tiffany, may all your nickels be
made of nickel and your eBay dates wonderful.
Shortly after this interview was conducted, the eBay auction being discussed was taken down. I guess the people at eBay are against Shufflingdead corespondent DMUSER ever getting laid, and felt the need to deprive him of this glorious opportunity for a date.
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