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Shufflingdead > Articles > Project LJ

newbs in a nutshell

well sinse Ive decided to keep a lj now, i shuld start out with a nice big entry to impress everybody!!

I tried so hard
i wanted to talk about.... what do ppl usually talk about in this things???! i guess i could describe myself a little lol. i'm a 16y/o male living in canada. i live with both my parents, theyre okay i guess lol, but my allowance is only 20$ a week + whatever money i need for essentials... clothes and cds and concerts and movies and video games and stuff. sometimes they wont buy me all the cd's i want tho and i get rly mad cuz like... cmon, i need the music man! lol! I also live as well as my three evil bitchy sisters, whos names are Brenda (pronounced keerstun) whos 22, Janikova (17), and Kirsten (14) and also my kitty named Billy, who's soooo cute omg.my sisters are ok i guesss. brenda is really kewl and fun to hang out with but she always seems to have so many bf's that its hard to keep track, 1time when i wuz 15 i walked in on her sucking off this tom guy and it was rly weeeeeeeeird. i mean, wtf i was like o shit ur my sister thats gross! and then i looked at toms big hard dick and i started to feel kinda funny, but kinda ina good way you kno??, it wuz weird!

ne wayz.... janikova is so awful i h8 her. shes the favorite and she always gets more stuff than me! its not fair! i hate her she such a fucking bitch!! and shes so manipulative and shit... like wtf. kirsten is okay i guess, shes sorta goth and likes to do lots o wierd stuff and sometimes its scaryy! but ya its ok cuz she usually keeps to herself, doesn't have many friends over and usually just stays in her room, thats when shes not at the mall, shes at the mall alot. i dunno whats so great about the mall all the time, espeshully sinse she has no friends to go with lol.

And got so far
im a pretty lonely guy, i never seem to have gf. ive only ever had 1, she was rly scary, we fucked lots, which wuz kewl (sex is fun guys) but she always wanted to do more stuff, like one time she begged me for like a month to piss in her mouth. i finally did and it freaked me out so bad that i broke up with her a couple weeks later. after she had gotten me to do it a couple more times and had sotra done it to me once. i say sorta cuz i couldnt take it after a couple seconds it tasted gross!! but yeah... ihavent had girlfreind in....... six months! fuck it sux. i see all these girls and all i wanna do is take them behind a building and put my cock in them but they never wanna.

But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
btw, im in grade ten in a high school here in albera where i live. i have a few friends, mostly guys. we all looooooooove linkin park cuz theyre songs are so like our lives. like my fav, "in the end" which always makes me cry omg, it reminds me how tuff life is ya know? i do ok in school, i could do better but i have more important things to worry about like my cat and linkin park and my xbox... o ya! i almost forgot to mention my xbox! man i love that thing, its so big.. and black and shiny and sometimes it remin... err i mean its kick ass and has allll the best games! lol gaycube is for fagsss lol. my fav game rite now is madden 2004, its so awesome. me and my friends play it all the time!

anywayz, thats me in a nutshell (lol) i hope i can write in my lj all the time. im gonna show it to all my friends, and probably try to find some more people on here who can be my lj friends cuz i need some of those to.

ciao

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