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The LiveJournal Project
For almost as long as I've had the internet I've been reading people's LiveJournals. My friend's LiveJournals, their "LiveJournal friends" journal's as well as random ones I come across every now and again or ones people send me links to just because they are so awful. As I have always wanted to mock the entirety of the community, and because I want to infiltrate the angsty high school world of North America, I have started my very own "lj" which can be viewed here.
The plan is that I will make updates to it fairly often, as well as make a real effort to get on many people's friends lists, as well as get many friends on my list. Mostly so that I can then conduct interviews with the stand-outs. I will occasionally make larger posts to the journal which I will also put up here at Shufflingdead.
Entry 2: OMFG! NO MOM DONT LOOK!!
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2day i wuz on the comp in my room and i wuz lik "hey.. theres porn on tha intarnet isnt there?!?!" so i went to yahoo.com and searched for tits cuz i wuz pretty sure that wuld find porn and sure enuff there was like millions of sites and i started goin to allll of em. man tits r grrreeaaat!! the chicks r so slutty on tha interbnet. some of tha sites suck cuz they gots lots of nasty stuf on them and those retarded pop up ads that r soo gay. newayz b4 i new it i had a huge fuckin boner. so of course i whipped it out and started goin at it rite their in front of the comp im really goin at it cuz man those chicks r hot. i espehully like it when there like suckin on sum guyz cock or getin fucked by some guy cuz then you getta see some cock to an thas kewl. im not gay or nething cuz thats gross but everythin iz always better when theyres cock in it!! so out of friggin no where my mom comes in and is like "o shit son wtf?!" and was like "o shit mom wtf r u doin???!!!" then she looked at my dick and sorta smiled a little which i thot wuz wierd but then she wuz like... just do ur pants up and come eat lunch. l8r that day my mom wuz watchin some tv in her room and i swear i heard her make some funny moaning sounds an whisper my name but i think it wuz cuz she was grossed out by what i did that she couldnt get it out off her head.
i no i havent updated this lj in like 4ever.. but i been busy man! lets see wut else is new...
well i have a new fav game for my xbox! its called nfl street an its awesome!! man that shits wicked cool and shit. tha players look so tuff and im like ya man thats wut i look like when im playin, this soooo kewl.
skewl suckz but man thats not new lol.
a lil while ago i tried too pick a fight wit roland black that fuckd up tha only chance i wuz ever gonna have wit a girl and man i kicked his ass!!! i waited for him after skewl 1 day and i punched him in the face and he wuz like "oh shit wtf huhuh" and i was lolin all over the place. he got up and hit my like 10 times and gave me a black eye and a bleedin nose and i couldnt eat solid foods for a week and stuff.. but man i hurt tha guy good with my punch. what a fag that guy. lol
speakin of tha ladies (lol) i have actually started talkin to a few of them again. sometimes the christina girl in math 20 asks to borow my pencil. i always lol when she asks to cuz i know she secretly means she wants to borrow my cock rofl
speakin of ppl getin caught for shit... kirsten wuz in her room with this wierd goth girl friend of hers and i went in cuz i wuz lookin for tha cat and they were makin out on the bed! holy fuck wtf. i wanted 2 tell my parents cuz it was so fucked up, but kirsten said she knew what i did with my last gf and said shed tell mom and dad. so of cours i didnt say nething after that cuz HOLY SHIT WUT IF THEY FOUND OUT!@! that nite tho when they had left i went in kirstens room and found this funny big purple plastic thing under the bed that i had never seen b4.. it smelled kinda funny and i asumed it wuz a cat toy or sommin and jus put it back.
OH HOLY FGUCK!! I JUZ REALIZED SOMETHIN!!! OH FUCK. OH SHIT FUCK AAGAGHRGA. when i wuz lookin at tha porn tuday i saw sum chicks playin with big dildos that looked just like tha cat toy, they were stickin in each other an stuff. cum to think of it, the thing kirsten had kinda looked like a cock too.. OH SHIT MY 14 Y/O SISTER HAS A BIG FUCKIN DILDO! oh shit i musta been in denyal or somethin howd i not see it before?? shes at tha mall right now, im gonna go look for it right now.
okay okay okay okay. jus looked and found the dildo in her desk drawer and it smells even crazier now! but kinda.. nice yeah like it smells like my ol g/f. oh fuck thats sick man i think im in luv with my sister oh fuck oh fuck agsagjj. help guys this is serious. i dunno what to do, my sister is 14 and shes got a dildo thats seriously the size of my arm! + i think im in luv wit her.
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