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Welcome to my movie reviews. Note: it's not my fault if I rip off images from movies.yahoo.com
Finally, a Disney movie that isn't a musical. Atlantis is greater than perhaps even Aladdin. Voices include Michael J. Fox, James Garner, and Leonard Nimoy. No movie could be bad with these 3 in it. Someone commented to me on how attractive one of the female characters was, it's too bad he was wrong. No Disney female could be hotter than Aerial, the little mermaid.
A weird comedy. Kind of like Ghostbusters I think, but I wouldn't know since I haven't seen that. I liked this one, though, I don't know why.
Yeah yeah, I know, insanely good looking, but boring. Really boring. Miserably boring. The story and characters are all very clichéd, not a good movie.
The second sequel of the greatest movie of all time. Too freaking short and a kid who needs to die. Other than that, not bad, nice special effects, and the plot is good enough for me.
Sure it's not as funny as the first one but it's got the same cool characters. The special effects are sometimes good, sometimes awful.
This movie is actually good. The best one I've seen this summer. Princess Fiona has red hair and wears a green dress, she reminds me of someone, though I'm not quite sure who.
Damn you Kakiriko!
Not too long into this movie, Angelina Jolie removes her clothes and turns so that absolutely any further and you'd be able to see nipple. That is the climax, it's the only point in seeing the movie, leave after this scene.
ps. rent Gia... it is filled with "wholesome goodness" + ALL of Angelina Jolie.
Fine, I admit it, I liked it. Oooh... pretty cars, oooh... pretty ladies.
Monkey sex!
Hype is evil, it lets terrible movies like this make tons of money. Mark Whalberg should die. Note: there isn't any monkey sex. :(
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