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CD Reviews
Welcome to my CD reviews. Because of my vast knowledge of music and exceedingly great taste I have decided to bless you with a few CD reviews.
"Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good)"
~That's what I call a talented lyricist folks!
Britney Spears enjoys long walks on the beach and wild orgies with the member of N*Sync, thus her CD is for suckers. Perhaps the best thing about Ms. Spears is the way she teaches 12 year old girls how to be whores, it gives poor fellows like me a slightly improved chance of reproducing.
"Maybe I can’t accept the life that’s mine
No I can’t accept the life that’s mine"
~Make up your mind. This guy clearly has schizophrenia.
I despise Creed with a burning passion. They make money, anyone who makes more money then me is evil and should be destroyed. They should give me money. Hey, guy with the greasy, curly, hockey hair, give me money.
"Blood is thicker than water
Oh, but love is thicker than blood"
~Zorg would never say such a thing.
Garth Brooks tried turning into Zorg from the Fifth Element a couple years ago, it failed. Not only did he look nothing like Zorg, but the name "Chris Gaines" is not Zorg, I mean, at least get the name right.
"We are the cartoon heroes – oh – we are the ones who are gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind – oh – and walked out on a piece of paper"
~Intriguing, no?
Oh, I know what you're thinking: "but Aqua is for little girls with hyperactivity problems." Ahh, but you have forgotten, they are also for ultra-intelligent super human wanna-be beatniks.
"Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground"
~Make a gay joke, I dare you.
Admit it, you and your friends have considered dressing as the Village People for Halloween. You love The Village People, I can't blame you though, who could not love a bunch of gay guys doing disco moves.
"When I first held you I was cold
A melting snowman I was told
That there was no one there to hold
Before, I swore, that I would be alone forever more"
~Brings a tear to my eye every time folks.
TRAVIS IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER. Download their music, all of it. Then buy their CD's, all of them. That's an order.
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