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Cock Wars 2006 Summation
The first official year of Cock Wars has ended, and the grand champion of Cock Wars 2006: The Phantom Phallus is none other than William T. Riker, legendary first officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.
This year was chock full cock fighting, and a winner was crowned only after much controversy. Three favourites were disqualified for evidence of cheating: Infested Kerrigan, Mr. Spock, and Evil Dead's Ash.
Next year promises to be filled with even more excitement, boredom, and bullshit as in a mere twelve months we will be ready for Cock Wars 2007: Attack of the Dicks.
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