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Cock Wars 2006: The Phantom Phallus FAQ
What is Cock Wars?
Cock Wars: Grand Battle of the Republic is something that we ran on the site a couple years ago, you can relive the glory here.
How does it work?
I post a poll on the front page, you vote for who you think is the most awesome, the winner moves on to the next round. Polls will run for 48 hours. The first poll will open on a Monday and they'll go up each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, hopefully at around the same time each day. Sunday will be the day of rest for Cock Wars.
Why bother doing it again?
Cock Wars 2006 is going to be the first of the new generation of Cock Wars, it, like all future Cock Wars, will be awesome.
So this is going to happen how often?
I plan on running it annually from now on.
Who is eligible for Cock Wars 2006?
Basically any real person or fictional character ever is a viable contestant. Historical figures, real or fake company mascots, movie characters, comic book characters, book characters, tv characters (cartoon or live action), video game characters, religious figures and deities, computer programmers, webmasters, etc. Anybody you can think of! Repeats from original Cock Wars are allowed, however there will be no repeats year-to-year of the new generation Cock Wars contests.
The full bracket can be viewed here.
How many contestants will there be?
64, that's twice as many as last time. This will probably take way less time though, since the polls are open for a set amount of time and new ones will be posted so regularly.
How long will it last?
However long it takes to run the 23 polls.
Can I spam the poll like last time?
Unfortunately, it looks like the poll software won't allow such rape. Guess your favourite will just have to win the old fashioned way.
When does it start?
The contest begins on Monday, March 13, 2006.
Will I hate you, this website, and humanity when this is all over?
Most likely, yes, you will.
Anything else?
I will post a new thread in the Cock Wars 2006 forum when each new contest is opened. Get ready to defend your favourites not just in poll-voting form, but in post-spamming anger as well.
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