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Cock Wars 2007: Attack of the Dicks FAQ
What is Cock Wars?
Cock Wars is the ultimate battle for supremacy in the universe.
How does it work?
I post a poll on the forums, you vote for who you think is the most awesome, the winner moves on to the next round. Polls will run for 48 hours. The first poll will open Friday, February 2, 2007, and they'll go up each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, hopefully around the same time each day. Sunday will be a day of rest for Cock Wars.
Who is eligible for Cock Wars 2007?
Basically any real person or fictional character ever is a viable contestant. Historical figures, real or fake company mascots, movie characters, comic book characters, book characters, tv show hosts, video game characters, etc. Anybody you can think of! No repeats from Cock Wars 2006 are allowed.
Nominations for entrants can be made here.
The full bracket will be viewable here.
How many contestants will there be?
64 contestants. Four entrants per poll until the competitors have been narrowed down to the final four, and then there will be two entrants per poll.
How long will it last?
About two months.
Can I spam the poll or otherwise cheat?
Fuck no. The polls are being conducted on the forums this year, which means only registered members can vote, and only once. I personally accept and decline all new registrants to the forums, so I'll know if you're trying to register extra accounts just to cheat.
When does it start?
Friday, February 2, 2007.
What if I don't know who the contestants are?
I'll do a write-up for each character before they're in any poll. I also promise to not do the write-ups at the very last possible minute so that they're not full of grammatical errors.
Will I hate you, this website, and humanity when this is all over?
Without a doubt.
Anything else?
I will post a new thread in the Cock Wars 2007 forum for each contest which will also contain the poll. The thread will be linked to from the front page, but you must register a forums account to vote. Since the polls are also forums threads, you can post promotional items and bitch merrily as the polls run.
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