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Newbs' E-mails
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[I Hate ANDREW NEWBORN i_hate_andrew_newborn@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: I HATE YOU Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 12:09:47 -0800 (PST)
how can I not hate you, Uncle Fucker?!
I hate everything about you.
Your stupid quasi-fro
Elastic Waistband jeans
Skinny ass navy blue sweatshirts, probably from Walmart. Definately not from Winners cause you are a LOSER
Your pathetic website.
DUDE, you wear makeup!
Your stupid little friends that you 'supposedly' know
Chicks that you supposedly say that they 'like you'. HA! Chicks that would like YOU?
The fact that you look like Rob Schneider
Pathetic Newbs dance that you think is cool, but isn't. JACKASS!
Your bad taste in music. Honestly, what kind of self-respecting person likes Aqua for christ's sake?
You probably jack off to anime porn
The fact that you say how much you like porn, but we all know that your a gay-bashing homo, so why even bother?
Dude. Its not cool that you show off your tongue. In some countries that's called inapproperiate dress causing public disgust. They kill people for that.
Your little adventures in sherwood park cuz you know that stalking ronald mcdonald is fun
Your freaky ass code language. Now that's only for the Vietnamese and Indians. w00t!
You think your a smart geek, but your really a dumb bastard that no one likes. But I say that in the nicest possibly way.
The list goes on and on. And for that, i hate you very much, my cycloptic, gay-bashing, quasi-fro, anime-loving, animal raping, makeup-wearing, walmart-shopping, mother-fuckin, dick-lickin, Curtis-humpin, grimace-lovin, fuck-face, kack-lackin', chick-wannabe, in-the-closet-transvestite, incest-lovin freak. Need I say more?
To summarize, I HATE YOU VERY MUCH.
Sincerely yours,
Your fuckin' bounty hunters.
Newbs Response:
"gay-bashing homo" AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GAHGRARRGHAGRHAGHGA
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aside from that "delicious" oxy moron and mention of that "delicious" Rob Schneider, this email severely disappointed me. The author's attack on my taste in music was a dead give away to the guy’s true identity. The same poor lost boy who is also known as Yo Momma, Porn Star, and The Heckler. Come on kid, at least make it a little more exciting next time. I was really hoping for a new stalker, gee williker.
[I Hate ANDREW NEWBORN i_hate_andrew_newborn@yahoo.com]
Subject: I HATE YOU Date: Fri, 29 Nov 2002 21:49:00 -0800 (PST)
VERY MUCH.
Newbs Response:
There is but one thing I can gather from this email, its author doesn’t like me very much. Now maybe Mr. I Hate ANDREW NEWBORN is bothered by my exceptional good looks, or maybe it’s the popularity of this very website, or even the way I can seduce the ladies, we may never know.
Now I emailed this upstanding member of society with the thought provoking question "Dear sir or madman, why do you hate me so?" their response may shock the world! We’ll just have to wait and see, kids.
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