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Self Pleasure and mp3's
[Ryan]
Subject: no subject Date: October 2, 2003
Ancient Forum Proverbs (by Elfycat)
"If you give a forum member a fish, they'll slap someone with it. If you teach a forum member to fish, they'll drown because they've never seen a lake outside a computer."
Newbs Response:
In Ocarina of time you can fish. I’ve caught some fish in there bigger than Link. You can even catch the guys hat off his head.
[anne rus]
Subject: 804. MATT GOOD - WEAPON (4:52) Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2003
Hello
I've just heard the song Weapon, quite beautiful, and I could not find it in any sites or stores
I saw you play list, and If you have this song in a mp3 file, could you, being gentle, send it to me under my request?
804. MATT GOOD - WEAPON (4:52)
I'd love having this song, I'd be pretty thankful :o)
Ana Carol
Newbs Response:
Being gentle, could I ram my dick in your ass? Now I am a man with many legally acquired mp3’s, so to go ahead and break a law by sharing them with people would take some pretty tight ass. I decided to play it cool with this girl, and replied to her with:
"Yeah I could probably send it to you...
I added you to my msn, hopefully I'll meet up with you on there at some point."
Her reply follows.
[anne rus]
Subject: RE: 804. MATT GOOD - WEAPON (4:52) Date: December 17, 2003
Hello :-)
thank you for replying me
Well, I dont have msn installed at my pc, then will be hard to meet you on line.
If you can send me the song I will thank you very much :-)
do you use icq?
Newbs Response:
I’m pretty sure I replied to this one too, but she never got back to me, that’s about the end of that.
Let me take this opportunity to discuss just how much I hate Matt Good. I hate Matt Good so much I hate Matt Good so much that seeing him electrocuted in person ranks as the single greatest experience of my life.
[Ryan]
Subject: no subject Date: Sunday, March 07, 2004
Sometimes I touch myself.... what should I do?
Newbs Response:
Touching yourself is natural, I suggest you continue. A word of warning though, it’s easy to get too comfortable with self pleasure. People have been known to spend their lives hold up in their own homes, not worrying about the wide world because sexual disappointment is a possibility. As a man with about as much experience as a tree that occasionally has woodland creatures hump it, I can certify that sexual disappointment can only be reached by ones self! Yes, I’m sure many of you out there have had some pretty sad lays, but remember, something is better than nothing.
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