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Newbs' E-mails
Send in advice, complaints, random strings of characters, or whatever. Send me an e-mail. I'll post and respond to it.
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[Kyle]
Subject :
Zelda Fest 01' Perfect Game
Date :
Sat, 7 Jul 2001 02:36:00 -0400
The plan,
Ingrediants: SNES, Zelda alttp, caffine(lots), junk food, camera.
Procedure:
Do not screw up. Reseting will not be an option, becaue in order to have a
perfect game we must have one continualplay. Obtain all heart pieces. Obtain all
Items. Kill all "main bosses". Never Exit a palace. If you are about to be
killed use the mirror to get to the begining, to obtain more hearts, and try
again. Getting all the bottles ASAP is crutial. Once perfect game is complete,
take a pic of your quest history, and post it on the net.(scanner required) So what do you think? Remind you of Chem? REPLY Kyle
Newbs' Response:
This is a rather odd email, I must say. Not only does it have nothing to do with my site, it refers to a specific game, The Legend of Zelda, a Link to the Past. My copy of the game, which is currently in the possesion of the sender, is being held hostage. I am being forced by this "Zelda party animal" to visit his dunge... erm, house and play the game all night long. Sure, it's my all time favourite game but I would rather sit here and update my site than play a game, any game, on a 12" television in that guys filthy hole. Thanks for the email though!
Update: Wow, I didn't know anybody ever read my site. hehe
[Jen's friends]
Subject: You are a LOSER!!!!!!!
Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2001 12:10:56 -0600
Hey Newbilator. I must say that this is a very ......unique website.
Like I always do, I am going to keep hitting you in the halls and hey
from reading some of these "problems" maybe you should give better
advice as not to embarass yourself and the people with the problems. So
Newbs I will see you in the halls of the new year. Nicole
Hi Newbs, its Lynn. I happen to like your website. Don't listen to
that crazy *^%* Nicole. Does Mr Hay have a website? What is your
special code all about?
Newbs Response:
Nicole: Unique... thank you Nicole, that is what I am going for with this site. Embarassed? not I. I look forward, as always to you hitting me.
Lynn: Thanks. Yeah, Hay has a site, it's
The Learning Curve. It certainly isn't my "special code" it is what is known as l337 sp34k, unfortunately, I'm not l337.
[Chris]
Subject: Newborn
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 18:10:07 -0700
All i have to say you skinny piece of shit is that i'm gonna kick your ass! Talkin about dating and shit! You fuckin' cracker! I got a problem newbs, it's a colt 45, and it's loaded and aimed at the back of your head...Watch out Newbs....I'll be behind you in the halls...
Newbs Response:
Ahh.. Mr. Psibot. So nice to hear from you again. I'm a little confused, just what's a "fuckin' cracker"
Not that it matters since it seems I will be killed tomorrow. I guess I'll die never knowing the intimate touch of a woman, thanks to Chris' handywork. You must all feel sorry for me now.
[info withheld]
Subject: none
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 14:47:21 -0600
Hi Newbs,
I have a problem with my brother. You see well he seems to be afraid to even talk to the opposite sex and I feel bad for him I wish he would just ask this one girl out who I think likes him but he doesn't listen to me what should I do?????
Thanx
don't put my name on this
Newbs Response:
I think your brother, who obviously lacks experience in this area, is doing the smart thing. He isn't doing anything to wild. Perhaps he is being catious and doesn't want to screw it up!
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