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Newbs' E-mails

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[Lynn]
Subject : Other ways to have fun Date : Fri, 28 Sep 2001 15:56:49 -0600

you can clean up public bathrooms with your tongue. or you can hang out with mrs. baldwin after school. spend 12 hours a day fixing up your website.


Newbs Response:

Thank you very much Lynn, those are all excellent suggestions! If cleaning the bathroom with my tongue means I get to show it off, I'd definitely do that. If "hanging out" with Mrs. Baldwin means something sexual, I'd love to do that. However, I already spend 12 hours a day working on my site, good try though.


[Ian]
Subject : I R TEH FUNNEH!!!!!111 Date : Sun, 23 Sep 2001 21:05:31 -0600

HEHEHE, you may all know that it was i who discovered how to truly have fun! it was i who first bought an $8 halloween hat! hehe it was I who first walked around wearing a jesters hat and dancing at strange people! hehe, for further tips on how to have fun feel free to e-mail me!


Newbs Response:

I doubt you discovered the secret to having fun. In fact, I believe it was myself who first ran around our beloved home town in a devil's costume.

Ahh... those were the good ol' days. We based a whole religion on that costume. I was Satan himself and they all worshipped me. Chances are, there are still a few fanatics running around who know the truth; I am Satan.

Well, since he requested it, here's the guys email: p5yk0_l1m3y@hotmail.com


[Ian]
Subject : It's not porn! Date : Sun, 9 Sep 2001 14:15:31 -0600

Hey i don't look at anime porn. Hey stop laughing i'm serious!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
lol neways... the comic shall be up soon but i'm actually experimenting with Flash so expect a long wait people but trust me it will be worth it!


Newbs Response:

Have you ever considered combining your two passions? I for one would love to see a flash hentai cartoon. Especially with some sweet Jenny - Joy action.


[Ian]
Subject : "Where's my carrot?" Date : Fri, 17 Aug 2001 22:25:53 -0600

Hehehehe that may be True but just ask Trevor and you'll see where i'm coming from. Carrots hold a special place in my heart after what i've seen! "Where's my carrot?"


Newbs Response:

Just what kind of porn are you into? Because I want to see it. Now.


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