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Newbs' E-mails
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[Ian]
Subject :
IMBECILES!!!
Date :
Wed, 15 Aug 2001 23:57:44 -0600
Okay maybe if i put this in writing you a**holes will get it!! It is like appreciating a piece of art we do not compare it to the real thing we merely appreciate it for what it is!! we prefer eral women but when they prefer a carrot to us we're forced to admire things other than the real women!
Newbs Response:
Carrot? I always assumed cucumbers worked best for what you're implying.
[Curtis]
Subject : none Date : Tue, 14 Aug 2001 23:33:37 -0400
Who compares how hot cartoon characters are? Personally I prefer real women! HEHE, I like your reply to Kyles email!
Newbs Response:
We also prefer real women, trouble is, they prefer guys who wear shorts that go down 3/4 of their leg.
Ahh, a compliment, why thank you. It got such a wonderful response from him too. Who wants to see that?
[Ian the Limey]
Subject : How dare you say such things! Date : Tue, 31 Jul 2001 17:23:56 -0700
Grrrrrrrrr the chick from atlantis was waaaayyyyyy hotter than any other disney charachter ever created! she was *burns finger* hot!
hehehehehe
and no i'm not on pot or anything else other than some stuff in my garage which was green and smelt good so i drank some and it was good and then i fdon't know what happened next.... SFDT is cool
Newbs Response:
The one from Atlantis was all angular and looked funny.
by the way, you don't drink pot, you smoke it.
and yes... Stick Figure Death is cool...
[Ian the Limey]
Subject :
Who is this Chris(Psibot) fellow?
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2001 14:42:37 -0600
Heya Newbs this is for your website:
Newbs me boy! how come you aint told me about this obvious a**hole that's threatning you with a colt .45? just send him over to The limey and lets see how a colt matches against the awesome power of a Desert eagle .50 semi auto handgun!!!!!! i shall defend you Newbs my friend, fear not!! *goes back to polishing his gun and sharpening his knife*
Newbs Response:
Why thank you Ian. Though I do not require your services at the moment (Chris is no threat to me) I fear I may be making some enemies, at least one anyway, very shortly so your services will come in very handy.
Ian pointed out that his e-mail was for my site specifically, this was not necessary. Any e-mails which I receive in the account provided at this site, besides spam, are considered for my site and will therefore be posted.
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