Subject: I wrote a little poem for you! Date: February 11, 2002 12:22 PM
Dear Newbs,
Here is a little poem for you:
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Newbius Maximus, you are a dork
When I see you, I want to hork
You make me want to take my eyes out with a fork
Newbs, Newbs, Newbs, you are very sad
Especially when you ask if you are a 'sexy lad'
Do my harrassing emails make you mad?
Andrew, can I call you Andy?
It would appear that you are very randy!
Would it scare you if I sent you candy?
They might be poisoned, they may be not
You might be stabbed, you may be shot
I might get away, I may be caught
Getting away with murder can be a difficult task
I'll find a way, and I'll wear a mask
Or I might just drug you, from a hip flask
If I'm caught, I know what I'll do
I'll get a gun and kill all of you
And then I'll get Johnnie Cochran and I'll sue!
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P.S. I'm changing my name from Yo Mamma to 'The Heckler'.
