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[Porn Star]
Subject: YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS Date: July 21, 2002 11:44 PM From: Porn Star
Hello again newbs,
remember me? it's your dear old friend ian. I don't know why i have done
this, but i have changed your password. The only way to get it back is to
answer my questions correctly.
Question the first. What colour are my eyes?
a. black
b. red
c. pink
d. orange
e. yellow
f. blue
g. indigo
h. green
i. aqua
j. grey
k. green/grey
l. brown
m. clear
n. what eyes?
o. diamond
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p. pinkish
q. fire engine red
r. apricot
s. hunny suckle yellow
t. tributary
u. intel inside
v. midiland
w. cyberSURFER
x. vagina lips pink!
y. pooger whiteish brown
z. snot rocket green
aa. technnicolor
bb. labatt blue
cc. salty ass motha fuckin cracker tan
dd. palmala handerson white
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Question the second. Who is my sister currently dating?
a. Chuck
b. Bill
c. Wayne
d. Geoff
e. Tributary
f. Cyndi
g. Brandy
h. kid rock
i. Mr. Elmer Boychuck
j. Burt Backarat baby yeah!
k. MAX POWER!
l. Shawn
m. Sean
n. Shaune
o. Shown
p. Shane (when are ya gonna teach me to shoot shane?!)
q. Ronald McDonald (ew, u licked him! Lynn says no fair)
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r. What boyfriend?
s. Yamaha
t. David Suzuki
u. Daddy S
v. Ramone
w. The walrus coo coo ka joo
x. The msn computer logo icon guru!
y. Steve Irwin (Croikey! What a lil' champion! He nearly got me there!)
z. Funkmasta felx feat. busy bee
aa. Method man AND redman
bb. Chad tackett
cc. Trent Michealson
dd. Palmala Handerson
(this is secret answer double e) ee. easy e
ff. Norm Macdonald
gg. Whitey Ford
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Question the third.What song am I listening to at this moment?
a. Papa don't preach
b. Papa don't preach (madonna version)
c. Papa don't preach (drunken enraged kareoke verson)
d. Tributiary
e. Crack balls
f. Don't want dick tonite
g. you can put it in my mouth
h. I'd rather fuck with you
i. Jitter bug
j. Grab the devil by the horns and fuck him up the ass
k. I'm gonna rape you in your sleep newbs (madonna version)
l. I'm gonna rape you in your sleep newbs (drunken enraged kareoke version)
m. Hell even i'd fuck her
n. And i don't even go for that kinda stuff
o. I'm a slave for you (Ryan Gallagher verison)
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p. not a girl, not yet a woman
q. Not a girl, not yet a white man (micheal jackson version)
r. Lets get it on
s. stop, no, and don't
t. no, don't, stop (redman remix)
u. Call me
v. I touch myself
w. do you smell what the rock is cooking?
x. Call of the wild (The mackenzie brothers eh!)
y. Teanage mutant ninja turtles rap ice ice baby da na na na nana na na)
z. Truth in advertising (newbs, have you ever bought large/grande sized condoms at the store, just so that the girl working there thiks you have a big penis? neither have I)
aa. Stan
bb. Baby one more time
cc. who let the dogs out?
dd. palm-ala hand-erson (do ya get it yet?! huh? do ya? didn't think so)
ee. No santa clause don't rape me! rape my cat
ff. acoustic medley-bob marley
gg. I AM a bad babysitter
hh. rappers delight
ii. bouncing off the walls again
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now, respond within 12 5/8 seconds with the correct answers and we will
gladly tell you that your password is!
-thank you, the managment
Newbs Response:
I received this email in a wild rage, having just minutes beforehand realized my MSN messenger/Hotmail password had been changed. As I am a weak individual, I played along with the terrorists demands and answered like this: 1.k 2.l 3.a. Although it's quite obvious I got 100% on my quiz, the teacher told me I failed because the teacher is an EVIL BASTARD SON OF A BITCH "OMG I CAN H4X0R BECAUSE I CAN GUESS PEOPLE PASSWORDS" "LOOK AT ME I'M 13 AND MANAGED TO MASH MY KEYBOARD AND GET NEWBS' PASSWORD" WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FIND DECENT PORN. Just wait until the exciting conclusion to this great tragedy unfolds before you very eyes!
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