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Friday 29th August, 2003
Holy mackerel! at 09:49 GMT by Newbs
To my great surprise I have written an article for the world of men to read. This article just so happens to be Normal People Conversations.
I would also like to say that my forums deserve to be posted in by all who would dare read the words currently being read by you.
Sunday 24th August, 2003
Stunnery at 20:03 GMT by Newbs
In a stunning act of stunnery I have received something close enough to being an email I will accept it as such. Go read it, lest your brain turn into the National Hockey League franchise Philadelphia Flyers.
As part of my "maybe someday someone will read my website" campaign I’ve also added Popdex in the links section.
Friday 22nd August, 2003
Uh-huh at 07:23 GMT by Newbs
The way I look at things, I don't have to put up a real article here every Friday as long as I am, in fact, saying something.
Contest v2.0, Newbs’ log: Entry 04
With great sadness today do I announce DMUSER's losing of Contest v2.0. Just yesterday he admitted to allowing his mighty man hands to grip his mighty man cock. I expected things to last quite a while longer than three weeks, but hey, a victory is a victory.
I've learned many a thing from not pleasuring myself. For instance, it really puts into perspective just how many fine asses come my way on any given day. I've also learned that if deprived of pleasure long enough, I can actually will myself to talk to members of the finer sex. Actually, I already knew that, that's the whole reason I entered this contest in the first place. It's also why I recommend having a similar contest amongst your own friends, or maybe even all by yourself.
So for the next few months, or however long it is until I convince another bunch of saps to go "blow for blow" against myself, the mightiest of mighty non-masturbator’s, I am the reigning champ. What great things will I be doing during my reign you might ask? Well, I'll be spreading the word as to how truly grand it is to have bets with me and lose. As well as remind my former competitor's of the will power of Newbius Maximus, every single day.
Wednesday 20th August, 2003
Henshin a go go baby! at 23:35 GMT by Newbs
Probably as good a time as any to say that I have started a good ol’ fashioned policy of "you link to me I link to you." That means that it’s time to scratch the back of one Ms. iamdlizard. I’ve also got the mad bases covered down in the links section.
Ooh ooh! I also finished updating the code across the vastness of my website, now it doesn’t look quite so awful.
Look forward to Friday kids, I have something special for you, all you need to do is help me find the puppy I lost down my pants.
Community Spirit at 09:43 GMT by DMUSER
Whenever I see a game that goes vapourware because of a publisher that wants a release now, instead of when the game is finished. Or when I see a game die out because its so much ahead of its time that no one really wants to play it, it makes me sad.
This however makes me ecstatic. A free download of Allegiance(I'm assuming its legal, since the game is no longer supported my MS), as well as free fan-run servers for the game.
A game that was so much ahead of its time is finally approaching the era where it will have its heyday. Everyone should download and install this, and support the community by playing.
At long last at 06:57 GMT by Apocalyptic
My Harry Potter obsession is growing and growing. Kinda. So yeah without much further adiue, here ist is...What They Didn't want you to see from Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
Monday 18th August, 2003
You guys know my secret identity. at 06:11 GMT by Apocalyptic
So yeah I am a secret agent, OOBaby (Double Oh Baby. I'm sorry I've kept this secret from everyone for so long....Double Oh-Baby
Saturday 16th August, 2003
Contest. at 05:30 GMT by Apocalyptic
As of August 14th, I gracfully stepped out of the contest. Good Luck DMUSER and Newbs. It's not worth the lack of pleasure.
Friday 15th August, 2003
Giddy up at 11:28 GMT by Newbs
I shamefully admit that instead of writing an article today I was playing Magic and Smash Brothers, but at least I’m saying something.
I’ve more or less figured how to make the site not look retarded on higher resolutions so that’ll be implemented over the next few days. I’d also like to announce that my forums are the greatest place on earth, you should all go there.
Contest v2.0, Newbs’ log: Entry 03
We’re now two weeks into the contest and I’ve now entered the phase where I’ve stopped thinking about jerking off but pretty much want to tap every ass I see. I’ve broken out the phone book and am preparing to call every girl in there, whether they quit talking to me 3 years ago or three months ago. Soon I shall be laid and won’t care that I lost the contest suckers!
Wednesday 13th August, 2003
So yeah at 05:34 GMT by Apocalyptic
After having a big math debate with my friends, (I love to math debate) I decided that Math debating is just natural with me. As for the contest, I'm still in, and for the last three in the contest, All I know is when the contest ends, the aftermath will be fun....and maybe even messy. What the point of this rant , you ask? Nothing really, I just wanted to type something nosensical before i put this up. You Know You Play Too Much DDR When...
Yeah, and in case you didn't get my horribly weak joke, math debate sounds alot like masturbate, does'nt it?
Monday 11th August, 2003
Beer+Rock and Roll = uhhhh... I can't really remember. at 04:25 GMT by Apocalyptic
YEah so This would be THE article for Stage 13 2003. Good times were had, although many of them would best be told after more beer. Stage 13 So there you go, loyal viewers.
Friday 8th August, 2003
Lo! at 10:59 GMT by Newbs
Since probably no one noticed, I’d like to tell you that I finally cracked and made a “Guides” section. Marty’s “Bloody Wanker” article is in there and so are my old “How to Make _____ Hate You” articles.
Since I finally have a guide section, I can now write guides. Here’s the exciting first one, all about the wondrous game of Magic
Contest v2.0, Newbs’ log: Entry 02
This week we had our first loser. Wylliecoyote dropped out, which means I am one step closer to winning this bitch.
It is now one week into the contest and I find myself pretty restless. I get about an hour less of sleep a night and when I wake up I pretty much bolt up, start twitching and find something to do right away. If I make myself stay in bed once I wake up I end up just rolling around and struggle with my hands’ constant urge to grip my now continuously erect dick.
I’m currently more addicted to video games now than I have been since about grade six. I think I’ve figured it out too, my hands are just plain used to gripping some sort of hard object with rounded edges and can’t get enough.
I’ve also developed Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, I can never sit still, as soon as I start doing something I think of something else and want to do that instead, but most of all I am distracted by every attractive female body that comes into my range of view no matter what else I’m doing.
In fact, that’s the only thing I can concentrate on, the bodies of women. Speaking of which, my standards are dropping like a rock since this contest started and I’m craving more interesting sex acts than I usually do. DMUSER will be happy to hear I had the urge to do a lady “anal style” for the first time today. I’m becoming more outgoing too, my hornyness has overcome my fear of talking to and even hitting on women and I’m thinking this is a good thing. Hey, during the first contest I actually procured myself a fine girlfriend who-despite what I may let on -was not too shabby at all, so maybe this time around I will get another lady.
So yeah guys...guess what? at 06:04 GMT by Apocalyptic
I have a livejournal now. Yep. I figure I can post stuff here and junk about the contest and maybe *hopefully* get more people at this site to join the forums and such. It will amaze and astound you.
Wednesday 6th August, 2003
Hey better late than never at 09:28 GMT by Apocalyptic
Yeah so this comic is a tad late. I had work uber early this morning and had to postpone the comicy goodness. But now without further adieu, the comic. LOL There now suck it up and read it bitches.
Sunday 3rd August, 2003
Bloody Wanker at 05:26 GMT by Marty
Well here it is, my first contribution to shufflingdead.com! Whoo firggin Hoo! So supprot the struggling writer and read it!!! I'll write some more someday, but for now enjoy!
Bloody Wanker
Friday 1st August, 2003
Day 1 at 20:45 GMT by Apocalyptic
I forgot that today was the day the contest started, but thanks to work and DDR, I haven't even thought about it. That and a friend of mine at a party reminded me, and I was like "oh yeah! that sucks..." but yeah day one has been good so far. thanks to DDR i will now exhaust myself in other ways.
News of Staggering Proportions at 15:13 GMT by DMUSER
Seems like computers will soon be on top of the food chain. Natural Selection here we come!
Looks like the hubble telescope will soon be replaced by something bigger and better. Finally.
For once, the projected delay of a game (page removed) is just a rumour. Lets hope for September 30th after all!
That's all for tonight. More...at some point in the future.
Today something a little different. at 10:05 GMT by Newbs
Not too long ago a gentleman on my forums’ proposed a contest to the many members of my forum. He proposed that we bet on how long we can go without any sort of "satisfaction." As it turns out the young man who made this suggestion just happened to be a member of my staff, who goes by DMUSER and by some crazy coincidence only members of my staff took him up on the bet. Myself, apocalyptic_girl, Wylliecoyote and DMUSER now enter the world of cold showers and members of the opposite sex begging for all the things we just can’t give them. Along with my usual articles (aside from today when this is the only thing I write) I will be providing you my readers with updates as to how I am doing with regards to this contest and maybe some of the other participants will do the same if they feel like it.
Contest v2.0, Newbs’ log: Entry 01
Just fifteen hours in (we began August 1, 2003 at midnight) and I am already more sex obsessed than usual. I am preparing to go to work and fear the many attractive lady spies will try to sabotage my chances of winning this bet.
I find myself reading and playing video games more, as well as coming up with lots of bizarre ways of occupying my time, I fear I am losing my mind and will soon be overcome with sexual energy. The ground shakes. Drums, drums in the deep. I cannot get out.
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