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Saturday 21st August, 2004



Nerd World Order at 12:59 GMT by Newbs
A couple days ago I uninstalled Starcraft. This isn’t the first time either, I’ve probably uninstalled that game a dozen times. Every once in awhile I get an urge to play, so I re-install it, and at first I can’t remember why I ever gave the game up. After a few weeks though I start remembering just how horrible the thing is.

So after I uninstalled it I bundled up the discs in paper and rolls of tape, and tossed the bundle into my crawl space where it will be lost to the sands of time. A dingy, dangerous place full of boxes of stuff my family never unpacked when we moved 15 years ago and remnants of a once great Barbie empire from my sister’s childhood. Just in case that’s not enough of a deterrent, on the package I wrote "the black death." Hoping to keep future generations of would be players away from the horrible menace.

Now for something that has nothing to do with any of this: Nerd World Order.


Friday 20th August, 2004


Braaaaainnns!! at 23:00 GMT by Newbs
Monitor dying. Can't read what I'm typing. Really wanted to update. Feelings hurt.


Sunday 15th August, 2004


Squabble cocks! at 22:57 GMT by Newbs
Well I finally added one new person to the cam portal. Which reminded me of something. I have a cam portal! What a perfect time to whore it up.

Obviously there are a lot of people in the universe looking to show themselves off to the glory of the internet. If you are such a person, then you should probably join my cam portal. Besides, it’s like free advertising for your site. You see this picture below here? This is an example of the kind of picture you could stick up of yourself. This guy is one happy fucker, he clearly likes showing off his body and getting attention from lonely internet nerds wanting to buy him stuff off his wishlist.


JOIN THE CAM PORTAL




Friday 13th August, 2004


The Alliance and Some Compliments at 23:35 GMT by Newbs
Finally, I’ve managed to reply to all the emails I’ve been meaning to reply to. Well, let’s face it, it’s not exactly been a ton of emails. But you know, it’s enough to make a boy feel famous. By the way, E-mail me! newbs@shufflingdead.com

Oh yeah, The Alliance and Some Compliments

ps. DMUSER: that’s two.


Sunday 8th August, 2004


The Monopoly Running Crew at 23:03 GMT by Newbs
No man is an island. A man cannot get by with just himself. That’s why every man needs a running crew.

The Monopoly Running Crew


Wednesday 4th August, 2004


Mmm. Burger. at 15:01 GMT by DMUSER
I don't know about everyone else, but I always enjoy eating. Especially fatty and greasy foods. Then I laugh at all the fat people and say that I'll never be like that because I actually get out of my house, unlike 90% of the Western World.



To that end:Woo


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