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August 29, 2007 - Newbs - Guides - Wasting Time, A Guide
I don't just kill time, I murder it. I slaughter and destroy it. Since about the time I graduated from High School I have found that I no longer consider most of what I do with my time to be remotely useful or worthwhile. Being the preeminent researcher in the field of killing time, in this article I will provide the absolute best ways to waste time. The key is to reduce your free time as much as possible, using the remaining time to do as little as possible, and in ways that provide no satisfaction or enjoyment.
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August 10, 2007 - Newbs - Comics - Wikipedia
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August 4, 2007 - Newbs - Extracurricular - An End to Pets
You’ve seen it before, you’re hanging out with somebody, and one way or another that person comes into contact with some animal, and they explode into a high-pitched, cutesy-voiced tirade about the animal. They faun over it, pet it, rub it, and cast little bits of personality onto it “you’re a good boy, aren’t you!” I’m sure that almost everyone in Canada has seen hundreds of cats and dogs in their lives, yet somehow it’s a time-stopping orgasmic bliss for some people every single time. You can’t do anything but roll your eyes, saying a word of protest would toss you into the realm of social leper.
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