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ICQ Whore:

Well it seems my talking to members of the opposite gender has landed me in trouble yet again. Watch now as I attack someone I've never met from the safety of my ultra high tech secret website!

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December 29, 2001
December 28, 2001


I have returned from the depths of hell to bring you.. absolutely nothing! Tomorrow is Friday and so I will have an article for then.


December 23, 2001


Okay so maybe I won't do an update today, whatever. I had one lined up but decided against it out of fear. When a total stranger contacts you on icq and tells you to quit "stalking" another person who they refused to name, you tend to get worried and not want to rant about their insanity on your website.

I'm leaving for Calgary today (technically) so I won't see anybody for a few days. Nobodies aloud to have any fun while I'm gone. See ya and merry Christmas.


December 22, 2001


Yeah, shut up. I'll do an actual update tomorrow, but for now I'll give you NKoLtUaE (hehe) ver 4.1.


School:

As some of my more stalker-like readers may know, I take the bus to school. Not one of those gimpy yellow buses but a county bus designated for taking adolescents to school. Bet you didn't know that Mr. "Newbs is exactly 5 feet 7.5438 inches tall." I have descended from the heavens to compile a list of the characters you will likely encounter taking my bus.
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December 15, 2001
Internet:

Due to the incredible popularity and respect I have gained from the entirety of the internet community I have decided to give all you what you deserve, instructions on how to become an internet God.
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December 9, 2001
December 2, 2001


All holy Hell! I've gotten an E-mail.
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Reviews:

Because of my vast knowledge of music and exceedingly great taste I have decided to bless you with a few CD reviews.
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December 1, 2001

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