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February 26, 2007 - Newbs - Cock Wars - Delta Quadrant Contestants: Lazy Edition

There’s nothing I hate more than writing the character descriptions for Cock Wars, that’s why I’m not doing it any more! Yes, I have more fun shuffling around outdated HTML tags and drawing comics in MS Paint than I do searching for quotes from TV characters I’ve never heard of. Here are the names and pictures for the Delta Quadrant contestants, which should be good enough.

Geico Gecko
Dumbledore
John McClane

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February 24, 2007 - Newbs - Staff - Version 10.1 Powers My Lust Inferno

As so rarely happens on Shufflingdead, I’ve made a slight layout adjustment. Blogs, Links, Cam Portal, and Staff have now all been combined into Staff. I’ve also added a few links to the most popular Articles sections to the navigation area. All of this makes version 10.1, I think.

February 23, 2007 - DMUSER - Game Reviews - Reader Mail Bonanza 2

Shufflingdead.com's review of Sonic the Hedgehog for Sega Genesis and Wii Virtual Console was very well received and we felt we should once again thank all of our wonderful and supportive fans. Here's Reader Mail Bonanza 2: Sonic Edition.

February 19, 2007 - Newbs - Cock Wars - Gamma Quadrant Contestants

Cap'n Crunch

Description: Oh captain, my Cap'n Crunch battles the forces of sogginess in order to cut the mouth roofs of children everywhere. He keeps his eyebrows on his hat, as all good cartoon seamen do. Somewhere between now and the year 3000 he will be promoted to admiral, proving his immortality.

Special move: Giving toy whistles to potential hackers, inspiring them to get free phone calls. These hackers probably hang out with Steve Jobs and Woz.
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February 16, 2007 - DMUSER - Game Reviews - F-Zero Review

Shufflingdead.com's review of F-Zero for Super Nintendo and Wii Virtual Console.

February 12, 2007 - Newbs - Cock Wars - Beta Quadrant Contestants

Colonel Sanders

Description: Colonel Sanders is the founder and mascot of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He perfected his infamous secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices in a diabolical plan to grease the entire world enough to speed up the planet's rotation.

Battle cry: "Finger-lickin' good."
Special move: Flying scissor kicks to the throat.

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February 9, 2007 - DMUSER - Game Reviews - Sim City Review

This is Shufflingdead.com's review of Sim City for Super Nintendo and Wii Virtual Console.

February 5, 2007 - DMUSER - Game Reviews - Sonic the Hedgehog Review

This is Shufflingdead.com's review of Sonic the Hedgehog for Sega Genesis and Wii Virtual Console.

February 2, 2007 - Newbs - Cock Wars - Alpha Quadrant Contestants

Kool-Aid Man

Description: The Kool-Aid Man is a walking, running, talking, wall-breaking badass with Kool-Aid enough for all the bastard children of the world.

Battle cry: "OH, YEAAHH!"
Special move: Diabetes.

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