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Wednesday 28th July, 2004
Self Pleasure and mp3’s at 21:25 GMT by Newbs
Yes, the torrential downpour of email continues.
Today we have Self Pleasure and mp3’s
Monday 26th July, 2004
at 19:27 GMT by Apocalyptic
End of
Saga
NEW STORY COMING SOON
Thursday 22nd July, 2004
Of newbs.tk and Sexual Origami at 21:29 GMT by Newbs
I reach back almost two years in an attempt to answer virtually every email I’ve ever gotten regarding this site. Expect a couple more of these over the next few days.
We start off with Of newbs.tk and Sexual Origami
Thursday 15th July, 2004
Amy Lee, My Darling at 09:52 GMT by Newbs
Well as you may have guessed, I took a little vacation. That vacation was called Stage 13 "The Ultimate Roadtrip." Basically, every person between the ages of 18 and 30 from across Alberta gets together in a big open field, drinks, seeks out fuck buddies, and occasionally goes to see some bands. Though I’m still recovering from the epic proportions of the event, one thing is clear; I am in love with Amy Lee, the lead singer of Evanescence. Now, an open letter to Amy Lee:
Dear Amy Lee,
I am still in love with Jewel, but I would say you come in a close second. Have you met her? Or considered lesbian relations with her? You should look into it, because that’d be pretty hot.
Well anyway, I recently saw you perform live, and though most of the performance involved me getting bashed in the head by crowd surfers, I did catch a few glimpses of your impeccable self. You have crazy black hair, which I have a fetish for, you also wear cool clothes and give off that bohemian vibe that makes me have unclean thoughts.
Have you ever considered getting thick rimmed glasses? Sometimes I watch porn where the guy jizzes on the girls glasses and it looks like good times. Want to try?
Sincerely,
Newbs.
Well now that that’s out of the way, I will mention that I am awaiting imagery of the event "Stage 13" so as to detail it for you all. Until next time, fair thee well.
Wednesday 7th July, 2004
Stage 13 at 22:11 GMT by Newbs
STAGE 13!!!
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