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Monday 30th June, 2003
Its up! at 23:00 GMT by DMUSER
The News Poster is up. Well it will be once you can see this. Huzzah.
Posted on: June 29, 2003 By: Newbs
This website is currently going through puberty. It is currently pimply and gangly. Soon however, it will be large and muscular, with a deep voice and regular periods.
Posted on: June 21, 2003 By: Newbs
I would like to officially declare this day links day! I have finally updated the links section. There are links to all of the greatest websites on the whole of the internet over there. Updating the links section does not a links day make, however. I now present to you a couple of the finest articles which exist on the world wide web.
Firstly, there is The Ladder Theory, the greatest concept a bitter old webmaster has ever heard, and secondly we have
the GAMEGIRL Advance Rez+Vibrator article, which makes bitter old webmasters dream of days they might find some girl who will actually play video games and fuck them.
If anybody thinks I'm just stalling because I haven't written anything in awhile, you're probably right. I'll get on that.
Posted on: June 20, 2003 By: apocalyptic_girl
So here it is, yet another comic for the lovely (and yet nerdy) audience. Not that there is anything wrong with being a nerd. I am a nerd. And damn proud. Go me! But yeah, this one goes out to all you Harry Potter fans out there. That's all I have to say for now. See you next time!
Comics: - apocalyptic_girl
Y'know despite what others might say, Harry Potter's cool.
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Posted on: June 18, 2003 By: Newbs
But a few hours ago the 17th of June 2003 ended. A full two years prior to that day I declared Newbs' Knowledge of Life the Universe and Everything as something other than an experiment in html and that I would be posting articles regularly that would entertain the masses, so essentially this is the two year anniversary of my site. It has been a long and winding road filled with death threats, whores, floods of Tang, and the evil horde of International Bastards but none have defeated the awesome power of my website!
To celebrate this monumental occasion I would like to enlighten you all with a quote taken from this timeless piece of writing:
"KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"
So there you have it, be back tomorrow with real content.
Posted on: June 13, 2003 By: Newbs
You'd best be reading this. Hail to the Thief, I have nothing to say.
Galleries:
Every now and again my ol' gang of friends (many of whom also write for this website) get together to battle mythical creatures, cast powerful spells and bitch at each other a lot. We call the experience Dungeons and Dragons.
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Posted on: June 11, 2003 By: apocalyptic_girl
So yet another web comic has entered the World Wide Web. I hope you're happy with yourselves. One day this web comic will be bigger than Jesus, and by that I mean pretty famous like Penny Arcade. Or maybe not, its up to you, and me if I decide not to be lazy: P. But yeah I like ranting its oh so fun. I'm very excited; I tried doing my style ala Tim Burton. I like the way it turned out. If you have any feedback fellow viewer, feel free to e-mail me at apocalyptic_girl@hotmail.com. Or you can e-mail Newbs; his e-mail addy is on the site somewhere. Oh yeah and any hate mail, will be bashed by yours truly. I like reading e-mail. If its like-mail (?) then ill reply nicely and not embarrass the shite outta you. Oh yeah, and Kool-Aid is good for those of you who have yet to taste the sweet nectar of the gods. Anyways enough ranting, more Animal Crossing. Sweet sweet Animal Crossing, how I worship you...
Comics: - apocalyptic_girl
Well ladies and germs, this is it, newbs.tk finally has a webcomic
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Posted on: June 11, 2003 By: Newbs
Newbs' Knowledge of Life, the Universe and Everything version 7.81364259 build 52 is finally up. The changes to the way updates are put up is exciting stuff. Aside from just telling people a new article is up it'll be space for me and my staff-mates to talk about whatever we want, link to other websites, general website "rant/blog" stuff. This way even if there's not an actual update for you guys to read, there will probably be something new on here basically all the time.
Dating:
I now write but one article about how a guy can trick a girl into breaking up with him.
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June 2, 2003
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