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June 16, 2006 - Newbs - Dating Cover Letter and Resume as of June 10, 2006


Dear Human Female:

I am a University student, webmaster, and all-around excellent young gentleman currently seeking the companionship of a human female. I am willing to be a one-time intimate encounter, a participant in some casual dating, or even a serious boyfriend, plus anything in-between that you can think of.

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June 6, 2006 - Newbs - Volcano!
In all the crazy schemes that people have created to lure mates, all their brilliant ploys have had one incurable weakness, that is--until now. The problem is, of course, cock-blocking. The act of one's friends, supposed friends, or mortal enemies interfering with your attempts to win the affections of whatever life ruining fuck-hole or fuck-stick that you happen to be after.

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