Everything is new again lads and lasses! The FORUM is back! Every one of you bastards better post on there every friggin day. I've created many exciting new threads to kick things off.
I've somehow managed to get three people currently writing stuff for me and all of their first masterpieces are nearing completion. The newest member of the newbs.tk of Canada's staff is "Ian" a man who once hacked my hotmail account, threatened my life and even now insists I enjoy the company of men. For all his loyal friendship I have aloud him a to write an advice column for this here site. His email address just happens to be sunridge_rocks@hotmail.com and he is on a mission to help all you poor souls lost in the void we call life. Remember, Mr. X is still looking to help you in all your sex questions.
One last thing, the last playlist that I post for a long while is up. See, I made this list, then burned all of my songs on to cd and deleted them from my hard drive. I'm telling you because I know you all care so much.
May 23, 2003
This site is raising from the dead once again. I started sprucing stuff up a bit, changed Wylliecoyote’s profile a little in the staff section, fixed up that chart from Cockwars, and a couple other things. Soon there will be articles ready to be laid in front of your pretty little eyes as well as actual comics which actually exist in real life that will be scanned and put up post haste. THE FORUM IS COMING BACK! Which people will damn well use, I assure you.
One last thing, Mr. X has decided he shall be doing a Sex Advice Column for newbs.tk. If you’ve got any sex-related questions of any kind, send them to mrx_sexadvice@hotmail.com. It’s completely anonymous and Mr. X will be providing invaluable advice to all those who ask for it. My shriveled, long ignored dong wriggles with anticipation.
