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Wednesday 26th May, 2004
Picking Up Ladies at Work Doesn't Work at 22:32 GMT by Newbs
You should never try to screw the girls you work with. I have finally proven it:
Picking Up Ladies at Work Doesn't Work
Friday 21st May, 2004
Jewel and Website Design at 21:04 GMT by Newbs
An open letter to Jewel:
Dear Jewel,
Long have I lingered upon this planet called Earth. I have seen an infinite number of pictures of Britney Spears and every other slutty female singer but they all make shitty music, and have had plastic surgery. I have seen more porn than god, stalked more girls than I care to count, but they all pale in comparison to you. I don't even know why. No, no wait I do know. It's because you seem to have really nice tits, and really smooth skin. Your girly music makes me feel warm and sad inside at the same time. Except for your new CD, which I pretend doesn't exist.
Oh Jewel, will you marry me or at least be my eternal sex slave?
Love,
Newbs
Did I mention that the site layout redesign is finally, finally done? Hurrah!
Sunday 16th May, 2004
E3 2004 - Reggiefied, Supafied, Nintendofied at 14:21 GMT by Newbs
Well another E3 has come and gone. As has become tradition, I’ve written an article about it.
E3 2004 - Reggiefied, Supafied, Nintendofied
Friday 7th May, 2004
Satan Saga Part 6. (I think) at 06:00 GMT by Apocalyptic
COMICICICICICICO
Enjoy, puny mortals.
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