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May 30, 2006 - Newbs - Our lives!
There's this scene in an episode of Seinfeld, George and Jerry are sitting at their usual spot in the usual restaurant talking about their usual women problems, when my all time favourite tv moment occurs:
Jerry: Ahh. [puts head down]
George: What?
Jerry: What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing?
George: What?
Jerry: Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.
George: No, we're not. We're not men.
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May 23, 2006 - Newbs - The Nerd Olympics 2006
Last year Nerd Olympics was spawned, the event was a huge success, due in large part to the noble heroism and ability shown by all the athletes involved. It should be no surprise, therefore, that the event became an annual one, just as I had hoped, and that year two was even more successful than year one.
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May 18, 2006 - Newbs - Shufflingnerds.com Launches!
Well at long last my summer self employment has started. My new site, Shufflingnerds.com has launched. I'm really excited about this project; I think it'll be a chance for me to do something that's both constructive and enjoyable. Don't worry, Shufflingdead will still get updated and slowly fixed up, maybe even at faster rates than it is right now.
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May 16, 2006 - Newbs - Braveheart the Manly
Today I was flipping channels and came across that very well known film "Braveheart." I had never seen the movie before, or most of it anyways, as I had gotten bored during the main character's (William Wallace's) love affair with that random farm girl. Luckily I came in on the movie about the time where I left off before. I guess I can understand how people so widely regard this film as "great," it's long, epic, filled with action and grandeur. None of this prevented me from seething with rage and hatred during the entire movie, of course.
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May 9, 2006 - Newbs - Lyrical Analysis: The Pussycat Dolls
People confuse me; their behaviours overwhelm my comprehension every moment of every day. This is all particularly true for women. One of the premier ways of trying to comprehend people is by listening to what they say and then trying to analyze it for some shred of meaning. By analyzing the lyrics of the all female pop group "The Pussycat Dolls," I hope to gain greater comprehension of these women, all women, and really all of humanity.
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May 8, 2006 - Newbs - Cock Wars 2006 Summation
The first official year of Cock Wars has ended, and the grand champion of Cock Wars 2006: The Phantom Phallus is none other than William T. Riker, legendary first officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D.
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May 2, 2006 - Newbs - The Industry of Hell, Part 2: The Customers are Mentally Deficient
That's right, I have come back to complete this series of four articles which I began writing September 6, 2003. Don't let me fool you; the reason for this delay is sheer laziness. In an effort to fool you, however, I will say that I held off this long because I was hoping to jump on the perfect moment of customer retardation, a moment where all gamers stood up simultaneously, and in a united voice said "Yes! We are retarded!" That moment arrived on April 27, 2006, when Nintendo announced that its upcoming console would be named "Wii," and the internet itself melted when all 20 of gaming's factions went to war.
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