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October 9, 2005

Newbs

As preposterous as it may seem, Awesomeness Supreme has written another article. To Hell in a Hand Basket.

I would like to announce that I have accomplished the un-accomplishable. That being that I finally beat the Legend of Zelda. That's right, the original. My conclusion is that the game is awesome. What the game lacks in graphics and story it makes up for in an impeccable sense of balance. You find rupees at just the right pace, you find health upgrades at just the right intervals. The game is hard, because it doesn't hold your hand, providing a brilliant sense of adventure and accomplishment. Games are an art form, and this game, despite its age, finds brilliant, simple perfection. Now the updated big ranking list:

1. Link to the Past
2. Ocarina of Time
3. Wind Waker
4. Legend of Zelda
5. Minish Cap
6. Majora's Mask
7. Oracle of Seasons
8. Oracle of Ages

Whoo. In other news, I would like to thank Nintendo for making the Revolution controller something new, innovative, and not shitty.


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