WARNING: Read this update, your life on the internet depends on it. I have received yet another email. I now realize that it is the same person who has sent in almost all the emails this site has ever received. That is why I am making the rest of September and all of October Operation: Get me some freaking fanboys.
If, by the end of September, I do not gain a considerable number of hits on my website, as well as new emails and entries in my quotes thingy, I will be spaming you and all your friends. I have collected email address from forwards sent to me by my few fans and plan on spaming them until my demands are met. So I leave you with this choice; either recommend my site to all your friends or feel the wrath of spam power.
September 23, 2001
If you haven't noticed by now, I refuse to call my articles "guides". With that said I have a new article for all you g1mps to read. Read it.
September 18, 2001
A boring update no one will read. Today I unleash ver3.0 of Newwbs' Knowledge of Life, the Universe and Everything. I know I said last time it was 3.0 but it was actualy 2.1 I have decided.
September 17, 2001
A new poll to go along with the new article from yesterday. You'd better vote or else I'll presume I get no visitors. (which I don't...)
September 16, 2001
Yet another new section. This one is all about how to make someone hate you. In particular, how to make a guy hate you. Read it or face the wrath of Newbius Maximus!
September 9, 2001
Finaly.. a new email. I should update more often but I have several projects underway so stick around for all that.
September 4, 2001
I know I know, it's been awhile since I updated but what can I say... I'm lazy. All I really have to say is that there is a new section underway. In it I will be explaining the many horrors of school. Keep checking back or else.
