Welp, the communist won again as Lenin destroyed the competition with his huge wang. I’ve got the new poll up and it’s Lemon’s first set of contestants. I recommend everybody votes for the Michelin man as he is made of tires and probably has a pretty large and flexible cock.
You can hold me to this, there will actually be a new article up before September is officially over, just you wait!
September 24, 2002
I put a link to the results of the first battle up on the bracket.
So this oral sex is the greatest thing ever, here are the stats:
Lynn - 98
Mrs. Newborn - 69
Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg - 99 (holy shit, that's the guy from The Brunching Shuttlecocks!)
Nicole - 45
Curtis - 69
September 22, 2002
Poll up, begin the battle!
September 21, 2002
Okay, this definitely counts as an update. Cock Wars is a massive undertaking regarding male genitalia and people clicking their mouses lots. Everyone must go look at what is going on over at Cock Wars damn it!
September 19, 2002
maherie.com has showered me with the attention that I crave by mashing my beautiful poll. I now summon everyone who I have ever fucked to go to his site.
I think I might do the unthinkable and update this weekend, WE SHALL SEE. Also, give me oral sex.
September 8, 2002
Yet another non-update. I've brought back not only polls, but also more worthless crap on the right side of the site! Be sure to vote in the poll, and to add comment of your own.
September 7, 2002
Yeah I know it's not an update, but I have decided to return my playlist to this website in celebration of having 1337 tracks. Some of them great, some of them good, some of them I've never listened to, some them are bad and some of them are awful, but there's 1337 of them.
