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Shufflingdead > Things of the Week > Game Character Q&A of the Week
Joanna Dark
This week I had the honour of sitting down with Joanna Dark.
Q: How's it going?
A: Shitty, nobody bought Perfect Dark Zero, and yesterday I caught Bill Gates jerking off while staring at me through my office window at the Carrington Institute.
Q: What's up with the framerate in Perfect Dark?
A: My body is slightly out of phase with normal space-time, those were actually jitters in the continuum.
Q: Let's talk about your personal life. Did you ever get boned by your alien friend Elvis?
A: You know what they say about a guy with a giant bulbous head.
Q: Seriously, is the Laptop Gun awesome or what?
A: I'm not really sure I know how to answer that.
Q: Are you pumped for Wii?
A: One day, Microsoft will sell Rare back to Nintendo for 1/20th what they paid, and on that day I shall pump Wii so hard every wand waggling nerd connected to WiiConnect24 will orgasm simultaneously.
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