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Shufflingdead > Things of the Week > Open Letters to Celebrities
Shigeru Miyamoto
Dear Shigeru Miyamoto,
Look, I know I should be doing a lot of figurative fellatio right now, but there's no time, so you're just going to have to imagine I'm telling you what a great guy you are.
There's something much more important at stake right now, that being Link's handedness. He's left handed, like me, like you. He's been left handed ever since you had to flip his sprite in the original Legend of Zelda, and he should stay that way.
I can see you in this picture holding that sword in your left hand, just like our mutual friend Link, and I know that you really wish you could make the Wii version of Twilight Princess continue the Zelda series' proud tradition of left handed propaganda. And I understand that you're under a tight deadline, but please, just stop sleeping, hire some more people, and give us the option of choosing Link's handedness. Don't make me buy both versions of Twilight Princess just to reassure myself that Link really is left handed.
I have the same favourite movie as you,
Newbs
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