-breaking through walls is fun
-not getting fired
-would help out my profit sharing
-allows chance to bang the dumb kid's hot moms
-I can't let The King get all the chicks
-I'll be able to make my child support payments this week
-I need roofie money for the hot moms next week
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-I'm made of probably 90% Kool-Aid, if sugar-crazed, snot-nosed kids drink too much Kool-Aid, I will perish
-if I say that goddamn catch phrase one more time I will be likely to take out my hatred of mankind on the kids
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