-could meet some rich guy to pound my ass
-Paris, my heterosexual life mate, will be there
-stay close enough to Dean to ruin his life
-bring great joy to my grandparents, thus spiting my speed addicted mother
-keep me close enough to the other characters that they don't have to cancel the show
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-would extend the series so long that the writers could run out of ideas, resulting in Lane getting married and Luke getting a kid
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